Election 2004 - Thoughts of the Day

*A) Catholic + B) Registered Voter = Predicament

*To unnamed PBS political commentator:

Obama-Schwarzenegger convention speech comparisons offend my sensibilities, not only as a 2nd generation immigrant and disaffected Republican,...(3 pages later)...Republicans suck!

*Oh, because Clinton said so, Kerry thinks it's the right time for his campaign to grow some teeth. I guess a 10 point RNC bounce'll do that to yah. ...to think our country will soon be in the hands of Twiddly Dee or, perhaps more regrettably, Twiddly Dumb... :- I need a drink.

*I miss Howard Dean :(

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In other news...

If this isn't bizarre, I don't know what is:

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CRAIGLIST NYC

Seeking Jewish Version of Fergie From Black Eyed Peas

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Reply to: ShekelStyle@aol.com

Date: 2004-08-08, 3:15AM EDT

Shira’s her name, Bagel Boy’s her game. Bagel Boy Entertainment, the hip new Jew entertainment company is now searching for a talented female singer and performer to be exclusively signed to their label and to currently be featured on Shekel’s upcoming Heeb Hop music album (www.shekelstyle.com). This is the opportunity of a lifetime for a hip Jewish female singer in the New York City area who wants to join this team to lead the Jew pride worldwide through music. Major recording producers who have made hits for P. Diddy, Mase, Notorious B.I.G., 50 Cent, G-Unit & Ruff Ryders, are currently producing Shekel’s album, Wake Up Call, set for release early this fall.

Shek has been hailed by Q Magazine as The World’s Most Kosher MC. Time Out New has called him one of The New Super Jews. Esquire Magazine has awarded him #1 Most Remarkable Thing In Culture (Best Jewish Rap Lyrics). Maxim’s Blender Magazine, New York Magazine, V Magazine, New York Post and Wall Street Journal, among others have also featured Shek in their publications. He has also been featured live on ESPN2’s Cold Pizza Show among many other national and international television programs and radio shows. Media outlets have expressed interest in knowing who “The New Jew Girl of Bagel Boy will be.” Perhaps it is you.

Here Are The Requirements:

Jewish

Female

R&B, Pop & Hip Hop vocal style similar to Fergie from Black Eyed Peas

Singing, Dancing, Acting & Performance Experience

To look 18-25 (must be 18 years and older to participate)

Height 5’4” and below

Great physical shape

Is available for touring world wide

Possesses good Jewish ethics and values

Is professional and fun to work with

Speaks some Hebrew

Please have a valid passport

Must reside in the New York City area

Submit your photos, credits (resume), MP3 samples (optional), contact information (name, phone, email) and a short “spiel” about why you think you would be the perfect candidate to be Shira. Email inquiries to: shekelstyle@aol.com

Serious Inquiries Only

this is in or around New York City

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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