[Cast: Valerie & Paolo]
[Setting: Paolo's car, in front of Val's house]

P: Telling from the way you're laughing, you're making me listen to this because you want to see me squirm

V: MuAHAHAhAHA!

P:*Valerie impression* "Give it a chance, Paolo, listen to a couple of tracks. You may actually like it..."

V:I never said you'd like it. I said I wanted to watch your reaction to it. mUAHAhaHAHA!

P:LOL. *pops in Val's Nitro Praise, Vol. 4 (i.e. Techno-remixed Praise & Worship music)

*grimacing*OH, MY GOD. No. What IS this SHIT?? This is TERRIBLE. Jesus doesn't like this at all. Everybody annoying in my life would enjoy this.

V:AhAhahaHAAHAha! No, wait, you haven't listened to enough of it. I want you to hear this shit tonight in your dreams!

P:In my dreams, huh? *pops out Nitro Praise*

Let's listen to something you absolutely HATE.

V:And what would that be?

P: *pops in The Darkness & cranks up the volume* *auto-locks the doors*
OH NO, Valerie, YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO GO!

V: awww, shit...

P: *starts the car and speeds off down Val's street* WHAT'S THE MATTER, VALERIE?? WHY DON'T YOU GIVE BIG HAIR METAL CHANCE? LISTEN TO A COUPLE OF TRACKS. YOU MAY ACTUALLY LIKE IT!!

V: *grimacing* ...you asshole

P:NO, WAIT, WE HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ENOUGH OF IT! I WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS SHIT IN YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT!! IN YOUR DREAMS!! YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *throws up the obligatory metal finger horns*

V: *grimaces* *crosses arms*

P: *turns the car around* *parks in front of Val's house* *turns off the music*

......We have an interesting dynamic.

V:Yah....we do.
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p.s. if you're reading this, P, rest assured - it's you I'd go w/.

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