Why I Hate Pigeons
2002-03-13
8:01 p.m.
Why I Hate Pigeons (and why they apparently hate me)
You park your car momentarily to get a cup of coffee and decide to leave your sunroof open. What could possibly go wrong, right? WRONG. The other day I made this very mistake and returned to my car w/ a few *surprises*. When I looked above the vehicle, whattayahknow! - a whole telephone wire-full of pigeons were in prime pooping position. Ever notice how pigeons manage to never do the doo in your presence? Do they freakin sychronize & strategize the act, or what? Conspiring little bastards.
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