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"'Come to the edge,' he said.
They said, 'We are afraid.'
'Come to the edge,' he said.
They came.
He pushed them...
And they flew."
-Guillaume Apollinaire



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Why I Hate Pigeons
2002-03-13 8:01 p.m.


Why I Hate Pigeons
(and why they apparently hate me)

You park your car momentarily to get a cup of coffee and decide to leave your sunroof open. What could possibly go wrong, right? WRONG.

The other day I made this very mistake and returned to my car w/ a few *surprises*. When I looked above the vehicle, whattayahknow! - a whole telephone wire-full of pigeons were in prime pooping position. Ever notice how pigeons manage to never do the doo in your presence? Do they freakin sychronize & strategize the act, or what? Conspiring little bastards.



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